Saturday, December 29, 2012

Maybe the best Ryan-ism yet

This one will be quick but I don't want to forget it. 

Today I was talking about bullshit comments with my Father in Law and somehow the comment about what John thought when he first met me came up. We were in the car at the grocery store and the kids were with us. 

John says his first thought was that he wanted to date me.
Dad says yeah, what's wrong with that??
I say we met at a bar Dad. He was the bouncer, I was a patron. I call bullshit on him saying he wanted to "date" me because WHAT bouncer says that about a chick that walks into a bar?!
Dad laughs. 
Ryan pipes up from the backseat. Mom, is a bar a place where daddy gets his haircut?
Yes Ryan, yes it is!
Oh, so daddy was getting a haircut when you met him?  And then when he was done you went on a date and then he asked you to marry him?
Yup, that's pretty much how it went buddy!!!  

He's only six. He can learn the whole truth in a few years. ;-)

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Mean Boys

Tonight my heart broke a little bit. 

Ryan asked me if I could come up with a new name for him by the morning.  Then he burst into tears. It seems that one of his classmates is teasing him about his name and it's really hurting his feelings. 

Really?!  RYAN???  I mean this twofold. 1.  Ryan is my tough little man. He is the one who will be the linebacker, will protect his older brother if someone picks on him. But, then again, I think about how easily he can breakdown if he thinks someone is mad at him. Hmmmm.  2.  Really. The name RYAN is causing him to get picked on?  It's not like we named him Scout. Or Talon. Or Mango. Come on now. Give me a break. 

My first instinct is to go to school and berate the little shit that brought my little man to tears. Make him cry a few himself. But, clearly I cannot and would not really do that. No matter how Mama Bear I want to get, I am a rational human being.  (Look how far I've come, aren't you proud of me?!) But how the hell do I fix this one?!  Obviously I can't change his name. Trying to explain this to a 6 yr old is proving rather difficult. Trying to explain "ignore, walk away and he'll move on to someone else" isn't working too well either. I wish I could fix everything and shield him from the mean little shits out there but that just isn't reality.

Ugh. This motherhood stuff is really hard. If anyone has any advice, lay it on me mid love to hear it. 

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